⇒ Remain calm.
⇒ Do not try to be a hero. Resistance is futile.
⇒ Give them whatever they demand. Remember that the important thing is to survive to knit another day.
(This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Camp Out Mitts and Chunky Cowl patterns. Although both are super easy quick & fun knits, they certainly are not worth risking your life to defend. Just hand them over.)
LOL! You are hilarious. I love how that cowl sits around your neck. It looks like it blocks out wind and keeps your neck super cozy.
ReplyDeleteJust don't volunteer to hand over that tee shirt...!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour shirt rules. :)
ReplyDeleteHAHA!! Love it!
ReplyDeleteHahaha. This one made my day.
ReplyDeleteWe knitters have the best sense of humor ... and yes, we'll survive anything with all our knit wear!
ReplyDeletehilarious! And lovely FO's too
ReplyDeleteI love your shirt!!! And love the knit items. But I don't know, they would have to take my Alpaca knit items from my cold dead body!
ReplyDeleteHa! Zombie Alpacas! Holy hotpants that's a good one.
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