The Knitter: (mumbling under her breath) knit off, knit on....or no, is it purl off, knit on?!? Sh*t!
The Kid: Mommy! You shouldn't swear at your knitting.
The Knitter: (looking guilty) You must have heard me wrong. I said knit, not sh*t!
The Kid: See! You said it again! Now I get to wash your mouth out with soap!
The Knitter: D*mn.
And so presenting the first in a series of Knitter's Amnesia Coffee Mugs:
Guaranteed to get me through the Kitchener well caffeinated and without a speck of soap in my mouth.
(linking up with the talented folks participating in WIP Wednesday over at Tami's blog)