⇒ Remain calm.
⇒ Do not try to be a hero. Resistance is futile.
⇒ Give them whatever they demand. Remember that the important thing is to survive to knit another day.
(This Public Service Announcement is brought to you by the Camp Out Mitts and Chunky Cowl patterns. Although both are super easy quick & fun knits, they certainly are not worth risking your life to defend. Just hand them over.)